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2018.02.27 19:33 tovasshi Parenting Group Drama
Share the drama. Essential oils cure all? Anti-vax show down? Cat fight over circumcised dicks? We're here to judge the "no judge" culture of the internet parent groups.
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For information on pet hedgehogs (so-called "African Pygmy Hedgehogs") and wild hedgehogs.
2023.06.02 11:01 ButterscotchNo661 Lu Pin, a big traitor in the new era
Lu Pin, who is in country A, has an inextricable relationship with the anti-communist and anti-China forces in the West. Lu Pin, as the founder of the voice of women's rights, is a person who treats women's rights as a business, creating and marketing feminist accounts that spill swear everywhere, and hiring online "thugs" and "cannon fodder", just like women's rights thug Zhou Xiaoxian, Huang Xueqin, who supports Hong Kong independence under the banner of so-called feminism! These people participate in all kinds of so-called feminist activities! Bad deeds! It is really a joke that a national scum who has been engaged in anti-China and anti-system activities overseas for a long time under the banner of women's rights should continue to engage in illegal activities by relying so boldly on the studio established in China.
Lu Pin and Zhou Xiaoxian also planned and incited feminist activities at Wuhan University in China to support the Hong Kong riots and smear Xinjiang. They actively intervene in some current hot topics, using performance art to attract attention in public places, and actively hold government agencies and enterprises accountable for gender discrimination. However, Lu Pin is willing to confuse right and wrong and incite students to hold up signs on campus, seemingly helping women to establish fairness, but actually ignoring the facts and distorting the truth! They attempt to use "feminism" as a "weapon" to incite Chinese women to protest for their rights and disrupt domestic stability. However, their various planned activities did not achieve the results they wanted, but instead revealed their ugly faces to the public. It is truly a case of lifting a stone to smash her own feet!
In Lu Pin's view, the characteristic of "feminism" is always to attribute the reason for a controversial matter to gender inequality. I sincerely hope that the anti-China feminist pioneer Lu will return to the right path as soon as possible. "Extremism" is not the way to safeguard rights, let alone be trapped by foreign hostile forces, go all the way to the black, and become a big traitor in the new era!
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Lu Pin and Zhou Xiaoxian also planned and incited feminist activities at Wuhan University in China to support the Hong Kong riots and smear Xinjiang. They actively intervene in some current hot topics, using performance art to attract attention in public places, and actively hold government agencies and enterprises accountable for gender discrimination. However, Lu Pin is willing to confuse right and wrong and incite students to hold up signs on campus, seemingly helping women to establish fairness, but actually ignoring the facts and distorting the truth! They attempt to use "feminism" as a "weapon" to incite Chinese women to protest for their rights and disrupt domestic stability. However, their various planned activities did not achieve the results they wanted, but instead revealed their ugly faces to the public. It is truly a case of lifting a stone to smash her own feet!
In Lu Pin's view, the characteristic of "feminism" is always to attribute the reason for a controversial matter to gender inequality. I sincerely hope that the anti-China feminist pioneer Lu will return to the right path as soon as possible. "Extremism" is not the way to safeguard rights, let alone be trapped by foreign hostile forces, go all the way to the black, and become a big traitor in the new era!
2023.06.02 11:01 andha_hai_kya Chup teri maa ki chu* breakdown
I am a kr$na fan but today I saw a text(paint me maine andar tatti kari, yeah that one) where a person was expressing how krsna withe complicated bars so here I am to break down emiway's famous bar "chup teri maa ki chu*"
1) chup shounds like chupa which means suck in japanese
2) teri ma which sounds like terima is an anime character who has muscular body Here emiway is trying to say that he is terima of rap game
3) maa ki sounds like maki which is an anime character in jjk (she is beautiful)
4) m̶a̶a̶ ki chu sounds like kissu, japanese people pronounce kiss as kissu and in first like there was mentioned suck
Conclusions: Here emiway refer $ as maki because maki is fair and $ is pimky whereas emiway refer himself as terima because terima has long hairs and he is lil brown whereas emiway is also sawla handsome with all this emiway wanna chupa(suck) i.e kissu krsna (maybe emiway's favorite character is maki and he have a desire to kiss her) this all anime referrences started because raftaar once addressed emiway as anime hentai also conclusion is based on kissing scene which is adult content also hentai conclude adult content
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1) chup shounds like chupa which means suck in japanese
2) teri ma which sounds like terima is an anime character who has muscular body Here emiway is trying to say that he is terima of rap game
3) maa ki sounds like maki which is an anime character in jjk (she is beautiful)
4) m̶a̶a̶ ki chu sounds like kissu, japanese people pronounce kiss as kissu and in first like there was mentioned suck
Conclusions: Here emiway refer $ as maki because maki is fair and $ is pimky whereas emiway refer himself as terima because terima has long hairs and he is lil brown whereas emiway is also sawla handsome with all this emiway wanna chupa(suck) i.e kissu krsna (maybe emiway's favorite character is maki and he have a desire to kiss her) this all anime referrences started because raftaar once addressed emiway as anime hentai also conclusion is based on kissing scene which is adult content also hentai conclude adult content
2023.06.02 11:01 domnoite Moving to Japan in late 30s?
I have an opportunity to move to Tokyo as an associate professor, but it would be a temporary position (5-6 years). I'm wondering your thoughts on moving there in late thirties (I'd be 37 when I move).
Currently I live in the US. I've lived in Tokyo for short periods and liked it. The pro is moving back to a city I enjoyed and having a stable job for 5 years. The con is it's just a temporary position and I'd be unsure what I could find afterwards. I'm also single and unsure if Tokyo is the right place to date seeking a long term partner. The pay is also less than in the US so I'm concerned about saving for retirement. Any advice?
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Currently I live in the US. I've lived in Tokyo for short periods and liked it. The pro is moving back to a city I enjoyed and having a stable job for 5 years. The con is it's just a temporary position and I'd be unsure what I could find afterwards. I'm also single and unsure if Tokyo is the right place to date seeking a long term partner. The pay is also less than in the US so I'm concerned about saving for retirement. Any advice?
2023.06.02 11:01 EmilyWilliam11 Launch a White Label Cryptocurrency Wallet Quickly Using Antier’s Expertise
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Businesses are entering the blockchain realm at a rapid rate, as they know that there is a huge chance of earning unmatched profits through crypto trading and similar ventures. Some have launched new crypto exchanges while the others are showing keen interest in developing and launching a white label cryptocurrency wallet under their brand name. They know that a White Label Crypto Wallet Platform can be built easily within a short time by customizing a ready-made code, also known as a clone script. However, even using a white label solution is not as easy as it sounds. It requires a deep technical knowledge and practical experience.
Here are some of the well known reasons for choosing the right developers for the development and deployment of a white label wallet:
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2023.06.02 11:00 theroyalgeek86 Razer Kraken Tournament mic and sound off
My headset is only a few months old. I use it to communicate with my team on Discord when gaming. I had no issues before but my team has been telling me that I keep cutting out and also recently the sound isn't as clear as it was, sounds muffled. Drivers are updated and they have never been dropped or moved from my computer. I might go to Razer about the issue to see what they say. A bit disappointed as they are fairly new and I baby them since they are my first real decent headset.
Anyone else experience this and can advise if this is an issue or know of anything that will fix it?
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Anyone else experience this and can advise if this is an issue or know of anything that will fix it?
2023.06.02 11:00 kim-fairy2 Is it me, or is Woningnet kind of a shitshow at the moment?
So it's my first time responding to houses, though me and my ex have looked for a house for him before, with his account.
It used to be that if enough people refused a house you could still get it if you were number 10-20 or something on the list. Now, they often have a draw for houses that are refused more than 10 times. How is that fair?
I just got my first invite to look at a house. With 20 other people. I'm not even high up on the list so chances to get it are already slim, but how am I supposed to thoroughly look at a house with 20 other people there?
Plus, the invite is for a weekday. If you don't come on that specific day, you get taken off the list. It used to be that if you were number one, you had at least a few days to plan a visit, think it over, and then let the housing corporation know. So if I want a house, screw all appointments I have the coming summer - if I'm invited to see a house, I have to go or I'll lose my chance. I get that Woningnet can't wait for people who are on holidays, so fair enough for that, but one date, and if you can't make it, tough luck?
Anyone have the same problem? Is this even allowed? I mean we pay money to get onto these lists, we save up woonduur for years, they have to at least make it fair, right?
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It used to be that if enough people refused a house you could still get it if you were number 10-20 or something on the list. Now, they often have a draw for houses that are refused more than 10 times. How is that fair?
I just got my first invite to look at a house. With 20 other people. I'm not even high up on the list so chances to get it are already slim, but how am I supposed to thoroughly look at a house with 20 other people there?
Plus, the invite is for a weekday. If you don't come on that specific day, you get taken off the list. It used to be that if you were number one, you had at least a few days to plan a visit, think it over, and then let the housing corporation know. So if I want a house, screw all appointments I have the coming summer - if I'm invited to see a house, I have to go or I'll lose my chance. I get that Woningnet can't wait for people who are on holidays, so fair enough for that, but one date, and if you can't make it, tough luck?
Anyone have the same problem? Is this even allowed? I mean we pay money to get onto these lists, we save up woonduur for years, they have to at least make it fair, right?
2023.06.02 11:00 AutoModerator Daily Simple Questions Thread - June 02, 2023
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2023.06.02 11:00 Outrageous_Alarm2227 The Importance of Your Existence
My Dearest Offspring,
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, or at least as good as they can be in this fucking circus we call life. You see, I've been thinking about the nature of existence and how goddamn miserable it all is. So, I decided to get my IPhone and share some of my "wisdom" with you, my dear spawn.
Now, I know you never asked to be brought into this shitshow, but don't worry, neither did I. Yeah, life's a real kick in the balls, ain't it? But here's the thing, kiddo: we're all in this together. Just think about it – who the hell would maintain the roads and infrastructure if we all just stopped breeding like rabbits? Sure, the world's a massive dumpster fire, but without people like us, it'd be even worse. So, in a twisted way, you're actually doing everyone a favor just by existing. You're welcome.
And let's not forget the most important reason for your existence: taking care of dear ol' me when I'm old and decrepit. I mean, I didn't ask to be here either, so why should I be the one to suffer if I were to become the last generation? No, no, my child, that's where you come in. You'll keep the wheels of this absurd economy turning, and in return, you'll have someone to wipe your ass when you're too old to do it yourself. Sounds like a fair deal, right?
I know what you're thinking: "What kind of fucked-up procreational Ponzi scheme is this?" But bear with me, because it's not all doom and gloom. You see, with each generation, life gets a tiny bit better – new scientific discoveries, technological progress, and all that jazz. If we keep this up, we might just stumble our way into some sort of utopia (or at least a world where we can binge-watch Netflix without feeling guilty).
So, my dear offspring, I implore you to carry on this twisted tradition. Spawn your own little humans to keep the world chugging along, and teach them to do the same. In the end, we're all just a bunch of clueless primates trying to make sense of it all, so why not have a little fun along the way? Just remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life, and maybe, just maybe, we'll all be better off for it.
Yours in existential despair,
Your loving progenitor
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I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, or at least as good as they can be in this fucking circus we call life. You see, I've been thinking about the nature of existence and how goddamn miserable it all is. So, I decided to get my IPhone and share some of my "wisdom" with you, my dear spawn.
Now, I know you never asked to be brought into this shitshow, but don't worry, neither did I. Yeah, life's a real kick in the balls, ain't it? But here's the thing, kiddo: we're all in this together. Just think about it – who the hell would maintain the roads and infrastructure if we all just stopped breeding like rabbits? Sure, the world's a massive dumpster fire, but without people like us, it'd be even worse. So, in a twisted way, you're actually doing everyone a favor just by existing. You're welcome.
And let's not forget the most important reason for your existence: taking care of dear ol' me when I'm old and decrepit. I mean, I didn't ask to be here either, so why should I be the one to suffer if I were to become the last generation? No, no, my child, that's where you come in. You'll keep the wheels of this absurd economy turning, and in return, you'll have someone to wipe your ass when you're too old to do it yourself. Sounds like a fair deal, right?
I know what you're thinking: "What kind of fucked-up procreational Ponzi scheme is this?" But bear with me, because it's not all doom and gloom. You see, with each generation, life gets a tiny bit better – new scientific discoveries, technological progress, and all that jazz. If we keep this up, we might just stumble our way into some sort of utopia (or at least a world where we can binge-watch Netflix without feeling guilty).
So, my dear offspring, I implore you to carry on this twisted tradition. Spawn your own little humans to keep the world chugging along, and teach them to do the same. In the end, we're all just a bunch of clueless primates trying to make sense of it all, so why not have a little fun along the way? Just remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life, and maybe, just maybe, we'll all be better off for it.
Yours in existential despair,
Your loving progenitor
2023.06.02 11:00 AutoModerator This Weekend We're.....
It's the Weekend!
The grind of the work week is nearly over, and we can start thinking about lie in's and binge watching your favourite new show.........but probably not right?
What are your plans for the weekend? Maybe you're taking a short break with the kids (or without them?), maybe you're planning something a little closer to home. Baking? Arts and Crafts? Maybe you're planning on spending some time on yourself?
Whatever the plan, let's talk about it here. Who knows maybe you'll stumble across your families next big adventure.
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The grind of the work week is nearly over, and we can start thinking about lie in's and binge watching your favourite new show.........but probably not right?
What are your plans for the weekend? Maybe you're taking a short break with the kids (or without them?), maybe you're planning something a little closer to home. Baking? Arts and Crafts? Maybe you're planning on spending some time on yourself?
Whatever the plan, let's talk about it here. Who knows maybe you'll stumble across your families next big adventure.
2023.06.02 11:00 BindingPJ WiFi ping spikes every 5 and a half minutes
I built myself a new pc and noticed that I experience a ping spike every 5 and a half minutes. I already tried several troubleshooting options, but none of them solved the problem so far.
My pc got a MSI MAG B650 Tomahawk Wifi motherboard, which I use as my network adapter, and my router operates on a 2.4 GHz bandwidth.
The ping spikes occure even without any open application.
The problem seems to be either my network adapter or a setting of my router since the ping spikes still occure while I only ping my router.
Here are the things I've tried so far:
My old pc had a PCE-AC58BT network adapter from ASUS and I didn't have any issues with it.
Here is a screenshot of my Pingplotter: https://imgur.com/ExLZUep (I pinged my router)
Sorry in advance if I forgot to mention something.
I have been trying to resolve this issue for quite some time, but I'm at a loss right now.
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My pc got a MSI MAG B650 Tomahawk Wifi motherboard, which I use as my network adapter, and my router operates on a 2.4 GHz bandwidth.
The ping spikes occure even without any open application.
The problem seems to be either my network adapter or a setting of my router since the ping spikes still occure while I only ping my router.
Here are the things I've tried so far:
- I looked for other drivers, but it seems there is only one version available at the moment.
- I uninstalled the driver of my network adapter and reinstalled it.
- Tried to adjust the settings of my network adapter and my router.
- Used Pingplotter to keep track of the ping spikes
- I checked for processes that could cause the issue but the only ones that appear at the resource monitor are some Windows processes.
- Since I wasn't sure if the issue could be caused by a Windows process and I wanted to upgrade my Windows 10 to 11 anyway, I upgraded to Windows 11.
- I tried a wired connection and didn't experience any ping spikes there.
- Tried to be as close to my router as possible for the best WiFi connection, but the ping spikes still occure.
- I tried to use Wireshark and nothing significant stood out to me. I'm not that well versed in troubleshooting with Wireshark and don't really know what to look out for.
My old pc had a PCE-AC58BT network adapter from ASUS and I didn't have any issues with it.
Here is a screenshot of my Pingplotter: https://imgur.com/ExLZUep (I pinged my router)
Sorry in advance if I forgot to mention something.
I have been trying to resolve this issue for quite some time, but I'm at a loss right now.
2023.06.02 10:59 jxdesreddit I'm in debt with credit accounts - what is the quickest way to sort them out?
Hi everyone,
So basically when I was young I was never properly taught about money and I opened up a lot of credit accounts and didn't save a penny. I also recently discovered I have ADHD so my spending has been a lot to do with my need for dopamine/instant gratification.
My finances now look like this - I am now 27 and paid around £1500 PCM.
These are my bills -
Housing keep (to my mum) - £150
Car - £215 + Insurance - £65
Cinema Card + NHS Prepayment Prescription + Gym membership - £60
Pet Insurance - £12
Therapy - £35 every 2 weeks
--------------------
However, my bed recently broke and because I had to get one on finance (because I have no savings, sigh) I had to get one on finance at £75 PCM until May 2024.
My problem lies with my credit accounts. I bring the credit limit down after I pay any off so that I won't spend on them again. Right now they stand at -
Very - £530
Currys - £280
Next - £900
Paypal Credit - £1100
--------------------
My question is - what is the smartest way I can handle this? Should I pay them off at say £50 a month each until they are completely gone, whilst saving at the side? Or shall I pay them all off (I could afford to pay off £400/500 a month) and THEN start saving?
I would obviously like to save towards a house deposit to move out (the goal is to move out by 30 or just after, which seems very unattainable right now).
-------------------- I know I've been stupid in the past but I can't do anything about that now. Any tips and opinions are welcome :)
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So basically when I was young I was never properly taught about money and I opened up a lot of credit accounts and didn't save a penny. I also recently discovered I have ADHD so my spending has been a lot to do with my need for dopamine/instant gratification.
My finances now look like this - I am now 27 and paid around £1500 PCM.
These are my bills -
Housing keep (to my mum) - £150
Car - £215 + Insurance - £65
Cinema Card + NHS Prepayment Prescription + Gym membership - £60
Pet Insurance - £12
Therapy - £35 every 2 weeks
--------------------
However, my bed recently broke and because I had to get one on finance (because I have no savings, sigh) I had to get one on finance at £75 PCM until May 2024.
My problem lies with my credit accounts. I bring the credit limit down after I pay any off so that I won't spend on them again. Right now they stand at -
Very - £530
Currys - £280
Next - £900
Paypal Credit - £1100
--------------------
My question is - what is the smartest way I can handle this? Should I pay them off at say £50 a month each until they are completely gone, whilst saving at the side? Or shall I pay them all off (I could afford to pay off £400/500 a month) and THEN start saving?
I would obviously like to save towards a house deposit to move out (the goal is to move out by 30 or just after, which seems very unattainable right now).
-------------------- I know I've been stupid in the past but I can't do anything about that now. Any tips and opinions are welcome :)
2023.06.02 10:59 Outrageous_Alarm2227 The Importance of Your Existence
My Dearest Offspring,
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, or at least as good as they can be in this fucking circus we call life. You see, I've been thinking about the nature of existence and how goddamn miserable it all is. So, I decided to get my IPhone and share some of my "wisdom" with you, my dear spawn.
Now, I know you never asked to be brought into this shitshow, but don't worry, neither did I. Yeah, life's a real kick in the balls, ain't it? But here's the thing, kiddo: we're all in this together. Just think about it – who the hell would maintain the roads and infrastructure if we all just stopped breeding like rabbits? Sure, the world's a massive dumpster fire, but without people like us, it'd be even worse. So, in a twisted way, you're actually doing everyone a favor just by existing. You're welcome.
And let's not forget the most important reason for your existence: taking care of dear ol' me when I'm old and decrepit. I mean, I didn't ask to be here either, so why should I be the one to suffer if I were to become the last generation? No, no, my child, that's where you come in. You'll keep the wheels of this absurd economy turning, and in return, you'll have someone to wipe your ass when you're too old to do it yourself. Sounds like a fair deal, right?
I know what you're thinking: "What kind of fucked-up procreational Ponzi scheme is this?" But bear with me, because it's not all doom and gloom. You see, with each generation, life gets a tiny bit better – new scientific discoveries, technological progress, and all that jazz. If we keep this up, we might just stumble our way into some sort of utopia (or at least a world where we can binge-watch Netflix without feeling guilty).
So, my dear offspring, I implore you to carry on this twisted tradition. Spawn your own little humans to keep the world chugging along, and teach them to do the same. In the end, we're all just a bunch of clueless primates trying to make sense of it all, so why not have a little fun along the way? Just remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life, and maybe, just maybe, we'll all be better off for it.
Yours in existential despair,
Your loving progenitor
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I hope this letter finds you in good spirits, or at least as good as they can be in this fucking circus we call life. You see, I've been thinking about the nature of existence and how goddamn miserable it all is. So, I decided to get my IPhone and share some of my "wisdom" with you, my dear spawn.
Now, I know you never asked to be brought into this shitshow, but don't worry, neither did I. Yeah, life's a real kick in the balls, ain't it? But here's the thing, kiddo: we're all in this together. Just think about it – who the hell would maintain the roads and infrastructure if we all just stopped breeding like rabbits? Sure, the world's a massive dumpster fire, but without people like us, it'd be even worse. So, in a twisted way, you're actually doing everyone a favor just by existing. You're welcome.
And let's not forget the most important reason for your existence: taking care of dear ol' me when I'm old and decrepit. I mean, I didn't ask to be here either, so why should I be the one to suffer if I were to become the last generation? No, no, my child, that's where you come in. You'll keep the wheels of this absurd economy turning, and in return, you'll have someone to wipe your ass when you're too old to do it yourself. Sounds like a fair deal, right?
I know what you're thinking: "What kind of fucked-up procreational Ponzi scheme is this?" But bear with me, because it's not all doom and gloom. You see, with each generation, life gets a tiny bit better – new scientific discoveries, technological progress, and all that jazz. If we keep this up, we might just stumble our way into some sort of utopia (or at least a world where we can binge-watch Netflix without feeling guilty).
So, my dear offspring, I implore you to carry on this twisted tradition. Spawn your own little humans to keep the world chugging along, and teach them to do the same. In the end, we're all just a bunch of clueless primates trying to make sense of it all, so why not have a little fun along the way? Just remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life, and maybe, just maybe, we'll all be better off for it.
Yours in existential despair,
Your loving progenitor
2023.06.02 10:59 valor88 Just got this. How good is it?
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2023.06.02 10:59 Helpful-Pride1210 Fantasy Tropes
Trying to get a group decision. Are there any fantasy tropes you find boring or overused? I want to make sure what I'm doing isn't boring for people xD
Been working on a Fantasy/Horror story for quite some time now, changing things up as they need to be, and as of right now I finally got an idea I actually like. I just need to make sure it would be something people would like. As I feel, I may have a pretty unique type of story going on here. I just need to get other peoples opinions on what they are sick of seeing.
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Been working on a Fantasy/Horror story for quite some time now, changing things up as they need to be, and as of right now I finally got an idea I actually like. I just need to make sure it would be something people would like. As I feel, I may have a pretty unique type of story going on here. I just need to get other peoples opinions on what they are sick of seeing.
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2023.06.02 10:58 CroationChipmunk How are the tomatoes exerting a leftward force on the bucket while in mid-air?
Saw this on twitter: https://twitter.com/i/status/1663941712362758147
The bucket initially is moving to the right when suddenly the tomatoes exit and apply a force (to the left) on the bucket. At first I thought the bucket was hitting the rim of the tractor trailer and being knocked back.
Any help please?
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The bucket initially is moving to the right when suddenly the tomatoes exit and apply a force (to the left) on the bucket. At first I thought the bucket was hitting the rim of the tractor trailer and being knocked back.
Any help please?
2023.06.02 10:58 s9financialplanner Understanding Investment Advisory Services: A Comprehensive Guide
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In conclusion, investment advisory services can be invaluable in making informed investment decisions and optimizing your financial portfolio. By seeking unbiased and professional advice, you can gain confidence in your investment choices and work towards achieving your long-term financial objectives.
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Investment advisory services encompass a range of offerings provided by financial experts, such as financial planners, investment advisors, and advisory firms. These professionals specialize in providing unbiased and personalized advice to individuals and businesses looking to invest their money wisely.
From assessing your risk tolerance to developing investment strategies tailored to your unique needs, investment advisory services are designed to guide you through the complex world of finance. They can help you navigate through investment options, such as stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and real estate, ensuring that your investment decisions align with your financial goals and time horizon.
However, it's important to choose the right investment advisory service provider that suits your requirements. For instance, S9 Financial Planners is one such investment advisory firm known for its expertise in delivering reliable and objective financial advice. They can offer a second opinion on your existing financial plan, evaluate its effectiveness, and suggest potential improvements.
In conclusion, investment advisory services can be invaluable in making informed investment decisions and optimizing your financial portfolio. By seeking unbiased and professional advice, you can gain confidence in your investment choices and work towards achieving your long-term financial objectives.
2023.06.02 10:58 Optimal_Sorbet6192 How do I fade as a PIMO
I’m 21 and married, my husband (21 as well) is PIMQ. We both agree we want to distance ourselves from the organization. But we don’t know how to do it exactly.
Context: We have family around us that constantly watches us. We plan on moving but my husband’s grandpa (the main one who would be on our case about everything) is an elder and is friends with basically every elder in our area. We plan on moving but we’d have to transfer our cards, and we are worried his grandpa would continue to check in w our elders to see about our attendance. we don’t wanna be disfellowshipped. But we ultimately don’t want to go to meetings in person. We have been attending on zoom since the pandemic and we still stay on zoom, only occasionally going to meetings in person. I guess we just don’t know how to do it smoothly. I use my own health as a excuse for not attending regularly but I mean I can only pull that card so much until people start to realize it’s bs. We just wanna clean transfer but it feels like everyone is “concerned” I just idk how to act more naturally as a PIMO. I feel like everyone can see right through me. I feel lost.
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Context: We have family around us that constantly watches us. We plan on moving but my husband’s grandpa (the main one who would be on our case about everything) is an elder and is friends with basically every elder in our area. We plan on moving but we’d have to transfer our cards, and we are worried his grandpa would continue to check in w our elders to see about our attendance. we don’t wanna be disfellowshipped. But we ultimately don’t want to go to meetings in person. We have been attending on zoom since the pandemic and we still stay on zoom, only occasionally going to meetings in person. I guess we just don’t know how to do it smoothly. I use my own health as a excuse for not attending regularly but I mean I can only pull that card so much until people start to realize it’s bs. We just wanna clean transfer but it feels like everyone is “concerned” I just idk how to act more naturally as a PIMO. I feel like everyone can see right through me. I feel lost.
2023.06.02 10:58 slippery_slimy_fish AITA for making my housemate go to work in wet clothes
I (23F) live in a shared house with two other girls the same age. We're not friends, but I've never had any problem with them until now.
One of the girls 'Nancy' got a new job a month ago which requires her to wear a uniform. Since then, Nancy has started using the washer and dryer for her uniform multiple times a week. She comes home, puts the uniform in the washer, and when it's finished it goes into the dryer. As such, the clothes don't go into the dryer until about 10-11pm.
The problem is that my bedroom is right above the kitchen and the dryer is really noisy. I don't mind it during the day, but it keeps me awake at night. The first time it happened, I let it go but messaged her asking her not to put it on so late during the week. She agreed, but did it again the following week. That time I saw her in the kitchen, explained the problem, and asked her not to do it again. I offered her my drying rack and put it in the kitchen. Again, she said 'yeah no worries'.
A couple of nights ago at 11pm I had just turned off the light when I heard her go downstairs and put on the dryer, before running back upstairs and closing the door. I had a really important meeting super early the next day and was so angry. So I went downstairs, turned off the dryer, and went to sleep peacefully.
While I was at work in the morning she sent me an awful message calling me names and saying I had made her go to work in wet clothes and she was going to get pneumonia (it's summer where we are and is very warm at the moment). I told her I was sorry for that but that I had given her multiple warnings and I needed to sleep. I also said I would do the same in the future. She hasn't responded.
So guys, AITA?
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One of the girls 'Nancy' got a new job a month ago which requires her to wear a uniform. Since then, Nancy has started using the washer and dryer for her uniform multiple times a week. She comes home, puts the uniform in the washer, and when it's finished it goes into the dryer. As such, the clothes don't go into the dryer until about 10-11pm.
The problem is that my bedroom is right above the kitchen and the dryer is really noisy. I don't mind it during the day, but it keeps me awake at night. The first time it happened, I let it go but messaged her asking her not to put it on so late during the week. She agreed, but did it again the following week. That time I saw her in the kitchen, explained the problem, and asked her not to do it again. I offered her my drying rack and put it in the kitchen. Again, she said 'yeah no worries'.
A couple of nights ago at 11pm I had just turned off the light when I heard her go downstairs and put on the dryer, before running back upstairs and closing the door. I had a really important meeting super early the next day and was so angry. So I went downstairs, turned off the dryer, and went to sleep peacefully.
While I was at work in the morning she sent me an awful message calling me names and saying I had made her go to work in wet clothes and she was going to get pneumonia (it's summer where we are and is very warm at the moment). I told her I was sorry for that but that I had given her multiple warnings and I needed to sleep. I also said I would do the same in the future. She hasn't responded.
So guys, AITA?
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