Brp palm bay florida
Brevard county and surrounding areas
2010.12.07 19:57 NickStaton Brevard county and surrounding areas
A subreddit dedicated to 'The 321' - Brevard County, Florida - The Space Coast! Home to Titusville, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach, Rockledge, Viera, Melbourne, Satellite Beach, Indialantic, old Eau Gallie, Palm Bay, and plenty more.
2011.04.17 13:50 youcaughtafish Melbourne, Florida
2017.12.16 18:55 funknjam Palm Bay, FL
A sub for anything and everything related to the largest city in Brevard County, FL
2023.03.22 14:47 HannoPicardVI BREAKING NEWS - Tsunami warning issued to coastal areas of Durban after large fragments from disintegrating Suzannah2009 make impact in South Indian Ocean. Tsunami alert extends as far as Dolphin Bay, Scottburgh and West Palm Beach
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A Tsunami warning has been issued to coastal areas of Durban this morning.
NMS (The National Meteorological Society) issued the alert at 06.04am in an official press release.
The tsunami alert, which was first issued by staff at NMMS Kaban (National Meteorological Monitoring Station Kaban), which is stationed 30 miles south of Durban, also extends to areas as far as Dolphin Bay, Scottburgh and West Palm Beach.
As a precaution, all S, D and M Line services serving coastal areas have been temporarily suspended and the Durban Mayor Cole MBE has issued an evacuation advisory to more than 230,000 people, forcing beaches, businesses and major highways to completely shut down as a precaution.
The Durban Metropolitan Area is currently home to more than 6.3 million people; however due to the busy summer holiday season, more than 35% of the city's permanent residents are either on holiday abroad or "staycationing" in other parts of the country or the continent.
The tsunami alert comes following the unexpected disintegration of Suzannah2009 - a giant asteroid which flew by extremely close to Earth - and the impact of large fragments in the South Indian Ocean in the early hours of this morning.
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- Ruby On Rails Developer \)link\) Toptal · Remote, US engineering, ruby, ruby-on-rails, javascript, front-end, telecommute, contractor
- Sales Manager \)link\) Smarttechnologies · France sales-marketing, sales, full-time, d341
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- frontend Engineer \)link\) Warner Bros. Discovery · Remote in Troy engineering, remote
- Executive Assistant \)link\) Hireably · USA sales-marketing, business, full-time
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- Chat Assassin Sales Specialist - Advanced English, Latin America \)link\) Chat Assassins a Made Omni Inc. Company · Remote, US sales-marketing, english, social-media, customer-service, telecommute, full-time, only
- Digital Art Director / Visual Designer \)link\) Aquent design, photoshop, account-manager, business-development, illustration, advertising, freelance-contract, usa
- front-end Web Developer \)link\) SANS Institute · Remote in Bethesda engineering, remote
- manager, Global Copywriter \)link\) Levi Strauss & Co. · Remote in San Francisco sales-marketing, non-tech, copywriting
- Director Of Hr & Finance \)link\) Climb Hire · USA non-tech, human-resources, full-time
- freelance Content Writer \)link\) ShoutVox · +1 location sales-marketing, non-tech, copywriting, remote
- software Developer Ii \)link\) Charles Schwab · Remote in California engineering, remote
- outside Sales Representative- Pacific Northwest \)link\) Sam Carbis Solutions Group · Remote in Portland sales-marketing, non-tech, sales
- Development Director \)link\) Bulamu Healthcare · $85,000 - $115,000 · Illinois, US sales-marketing
- senior Manager Fp&a R&d/ Marketing/ Innovation \)link\) Velcro USA · Remote sales-marketing, non-tech, marketing
- remote Senior Accountant \)link\) Vylla · Remote in California non-tech, accounting
- Ui/ux Developer \)link\) Nethermind design, user-interface, user-experience, product-management, photoshop, javascript, full-time, anywhere
- jr. Associate Software Engineer, Mobile \)link\) Warner Bros. Discovery · Remote in Chicago engineering, temporary
- email Marketing Specialist - Bay Area or Remote \)link\) Dolls Kill · Remote in San Francisco sales-marketing, non-tech, marketing
- social Media Senior Specialist \)link\) JCPenney · Remote sales-marketing, non-tech, social-media
- Executive Assistant \)link\) New Left Accelerator · $55,000 - $70,000 · CA, US non-tech, engineering, sales-marketing
- social Media Specialist, Marketplace \)link\) DraftKings · Remote sales-marketing, non-tech, social-media
- People and Performance Coach \)link\) Datamine · Australia, New Zealand non-tech, human-resources, full-time
- Senior Front-end Software Developer \)link\) Public Knowledge Project · Public Knowledge Project, VPRI, SFU engineering, contract, back-end-programming, anywhere-in-the-world, javascript, php, restful-services-apis, vue-js, 50-000-74-999-usd
- vp Of Customer Service - Remote Call Center \)link\) ReminderMedia · Remote in Austin non-tech, customer-support
- Senior Engineer \)link\) SIRUM non-tech, full-stack, front-end, php, javascript, aws, full-time, remote-us-based-only
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- experienced Over The Phone Interpreter \)link\) TransPerfect · Remote non-tech
- deaf Interpreters \)link\) Sanford Federal Inc · Remote in St. Louis non-tech
- curated Expert - Golf Sales \)link\) Curated · Remote in Georgia+4 locations sales-marketing, non-tech, sales, remote
- senior Sales Agent - 071723 \)link\) SelectQuote · Remote in Florida sales-marketing, non-tech, sales
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- client Retention Specialist- 100% Remote \)link\) Endurance Warranty Services · Remote non-tech, customer-support
- 1st Line Customer Service Engineer - Apac \)link\) Anywhere365 · Australia sales-marketing, customer-service, full-time
- manager Data Engineer \)link\) Capital One · Remote in McLean engineering, remote
- lead Developer \)link\) Insurity · Remote engineering
- product Designer \)link\) Done. · Remote design
- full Time Russian Medical Interpreter \)link\) Language Link · Remote in Portland non-tech
- Customer Service Representative \)link\) ADT sales-marketing, customer-service, tech-support, customer-experience, ethernet, security, full-time, usa
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2023.03.22 09:17 PayasoPikorete Payaso Pikorete Celebrando el Cumpleaños de Anthony en Palm Bay Fl
| https://preview.redd.it/u0megh3r09pa1.jpg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0059d88047e5f2d5066e8e63f2099dcba2015355 El Payaso Pikorete se fue para Palm Bay Florida a celebrar el primer cumpleaños de nuestro panita Anthony. Queremos agradecerle a mamá Yuderky por habernos invitado a ser parte de esta fiesta de cumpleaños para niños. Aunque habían más adultos que niños, comoquiera nuestra participación fue un éxito total gracias a la participación de todos los que estaban presentes. Papá se lució regalando billetes de a cien dólares a todo el que estaba allí, pero mirando bien esos billetes, tenían unas letras chinas rositas que se veían medias raras, jejejeje. Uno de los padrinos se metió a participar en el mini talent show de Pikorete y aunque terminó asfixiado por lo tanto que bailó y brincó, le quedó de show el vacilón. Ese mismo padrino nos dijo que aquí estamos con el Payaso Pikoreta (Me cambió el nombre 😳), el máximo, un veinte diez, he tenido el gusto de compartir con él, excelente, hace los juegos con participación, lo recomiendo a todo el mundo. Tuvimos que hacer una segunda toma porque el vídeo por alguna razón no grabó en el primer intento, primera vez que me pasa eso, pero pudimos obtener el testimonio para que usted escuche de la boca de nuestros clientes cómo terminan luego de presenciar el espectáculo de Pikorete. Si estas buscando un payaso que le lleve alegría y que haga que sus invitados la pasen bien en su fiesta o evento especial, comunícate hoy mismo al 321-222-7764. También puedes enviarnos mensajes por cualquiera de nuestras redes sociales. animacioninfantil #payasoenflorida #payasopikorete #payasopicorete #showdepayasos #animadorinfantil #payasosenflorida #cumpleaños #payaso #payasos #pikorete #picorete #payasoenPalmBayFL #payasosenPalmBayFL #payasoenPalmBay #payasosenPalmBay Testimonio Review del Payaso en Palm Bay en el Cumpleaños de Anthony https://reddit.com/link/11ybu79/video/5m6l889y09pa1/player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeNBmbAbJV8 Payaso en Palm Bay Vacilando Con Los Adultos https://reddit.com/link/11ybu79/video/sxipv5u419pa1/player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb6nX1FsaZs Payaso en Palm Bay Vacilando Con Los Niños https://reddit.com/link/11ybu79/video/i5983b9719pa1/player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcTD-YDCJ_I Palm Bay, Florida Payaso Pikorete,show de payaso,show de payasos,Payaso en Palm Bay Fl,Payasos en Palm Bay FL,Payasos en Palm Bay,Payaso en Palm Bay,payaso picorete,payaso en florida,payasos en florida,animador infantil,animacion infantil,cumpleaños, submitted by PayasoPikorete to u/PayasoPikorete [link] [comments] |
2023.03.22 08:42 Clob_Bouser Bonefish
It’s around 8:00 in the morning when you get to the small marina. It’s right off the highway that runs down the Florida Keys, with sand flats and mangrove shoots and gnarled rocky banks just a few yards off the side. At some points it looks like a strong high tide might just flood the road. Videos of salmon crossing flooded roads in Alaska come to mind, except now they’re bonefish, or maybe tarpon or mangrove snapper. The lack of sleep must be getting to you, and you shake your head slightly to re-focus your mind. You shut off the GPS on your phone as you pull into the gravel parking lot and find a spot in the shade of the small white shack that offers food, beer, live bait, and all kinds of smells foreign to your midwestern nose. You shove the wrapper from your breakfast into a rental car cup holder, and step out into the warmth. Your brain, used to the dull winter sights and sounds at this point of the year, feasts itself on the surroundings for a moment. The bright green mangroves, the palms rustling in the steady wind, the sound of a boat bumping against a dock.
This is why you are here.
You scan the dock as you grab your stuff from the trunk. Not much going on, but you see someone rustling around in a skiff behind some equipment, so you shuffle over. Are you the guy I’m looking for? Sometimes they’re old and crusty and wise looking, even sage-like. Sometimes they’re young, strapping, and serious looking. This guy is somewhere in between, but seems friendly enough. “As long as he can get me on some fish” you think. You talk briefly about the conditions, and he probes, trying to gauge your experience and get a feeling as to how much he’ll have to spoon feed you. You know the drill though, and without being too cocky, you’re moderately confident that with access to a boat and some local wisdom, you can make something happen.
10 minutes later you’re bouncing across a flat, clothes wrapped tight around your frame in the wind, hoping you don’t lose teeth as your bottom gets repeatedly slammed against the seat. A couple hundred yards or so to the right is an island, and you spot a small park as you zoom by. To the left, nothing but open sea. After a seemingly long ride, the guide cuts the throttle down to idle, then nothing. You feel relieved to not be in the high winds anymore, and can more thoroughly absorb your surroundings. The entire area seems to be waiting expectantly. It feels fishy. That means something, right? You stand up, quickly having to get used to the rock of the boat.
This is why you are here.
The guide grabs your rod from the storage spot on the side of the boat, and begins to rig it up to his liking. You pay close attention like an attentive student. “You’re gonna need to replace this line soon, the core is exposed at the loop” he says. You know, and you mention that you’re planning to replace it soon. He ties on a generic looking tan pattern. It could be a crab or a shrimp, you just hope it looks like breakfast to a hungry bonefish.
Soon you’re hunting. And that’s what it is out here on the flats. The guide poles along, you get used to the steady push provided by his effort. You know that at any moment, he might call out a fish. You remind yourself that 12 o’clock means straight ahead, 3 means right, and 9 means left. Once while out for redfish, you got so flustered after missing easy shots that you started looking the wrong way as the guide called out new opportunities for humiliation. You shudder at the thought, and refocus your mind on scanning the water. Speaking of, it is clear today, and about 3 or 4 feet deep on the flat you’re fishing. The bottom is split between large deserts of sandy bottom, and dark jungles of turtle grass. You hope that your bonefish comes on the sandy part, cause you can’t see jack in that grass. “There’s one, one o’clock, 40 feet moving right to left” comes the call out. You look (straight and a little right) and sure enough, a small dark shape is moving across the sand, coming slowly toward you. Your entire world shrinks down to this one moment.
This is why you are here.
You feel yourself going through the motions of casting, but your brain is in the water with the fish, willing him to eat as hard as you can. Strip, strip, strip, the fish is on it, following close behind. You keep stripping quickly in short bursts, trying to channel all your being into emulating a panicky crab on the end of your line. It’s right at the boat now, and the fish suddenly darts forward and turns, within a moment he is 30, now 40 feet out. Your finger burns, a new mark you will quietly admire later is scorched into you as the fish sears across the flat. The feeling of being attached to such a quickly moving creature cannot be described. Once you feel like you have a good shot at landing him, you break into the biggest smile you can remember ”…living as never before” is a line you recall from a Thomas McGuane chapter, and that seems about right. After several impressive runs, the fish is in the net, your first bonefish. You hold him up for a quick picture, feel his surprising weight and admire the dark banding on his back that makes them so hard to spot. In a moment held under the water the fish kicks off, disappearing almost immediately into a patch of grass. All is right with the world.
This is why you are here.
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2023.03.22 08:33 finnagains Massachusetts Will Become The New Florida - Rising Sea Levels Promise Numerous New Islands For The Former Bay State - Goodbye Cape Cod, Enjoy That Last Low Tide
2023.03.22 08:32 finnagains Massachusetts Will Become The New Florida - Rising Sea Levels Promise Numerous New Islands For The Former Bay State - Goodbye Cape Cod, Enjoy That Last Low Tide
2023.03.22 08:32 finnagains Massachusetts Will Become The New Florida - Rising Sea Levels Promise Numerous New Islands For The Former Bay State - Goodbye Cape Cod, Enjoy That Last Low Tide
2023.03.22 07:59 AFilthyFollower Well I guess I gottem all
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2023.03.22 04:11 User_3971 PSE/RCA/CCA/MHA: Skip the line! Career jobs posted within. 3-21 rollup.
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MERRIFIELD VA NC11294815 03/19/2023
LOUISVILLE KY NC11288732 03/20/2023
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PETALUMA CA NC11289177 03/21/2023
LOUISVILLE KY NC11288728 03/20/2023
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JAMAICA NY NC11288928 03/20/2023
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BELL GARDENS CA NC11287325 03/21/2023
FARMINGTON NM NC11294794 03/20/2023
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Maintenance Jobs: (
may be skills required)
Maintenance Mechanic MPE:
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DULLES VA NC11294816 03/19/2023
REDMOND WA NC11288605 03/12/2023
PETALUMA CA NC11288705 03/13/2023
INDIANAPOLIS IN NC11284259 03/09/2023
INDIANAPOLIS IN NC11284258 03/09/2023
GRAND RAPIDS MI NC11290165 03/16/2023
PETALUMA CA NC11289175 03/21/2023
WASHINGTON DC NC11285943 03/11/2023
MEMPHIS TN NC11293003 03/18/2023
LOUISVILLE KY NC11288712 03/20/2023
INDIANAPOLIS IN NC11284231 03/09/2023
INDIANAPOLIS IN NC11284228 03/09/2023
HARRISBURG PA NC11288609 03/13/2023
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION VT NC11291734 03/17/2023
Building Equipment Mechanic:
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Garage Assistant:
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Electronic Technician:
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MILAN IL NC11282633 03/09/2023
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RALEIGH NC NC11293202 03/18/2023
RAPID CITY SD NC11293181 03/18/2023
ROCKY MOUNT NC NC11294669 03/19/2023
BROCKTON MA NC11288735 03/15/2023
LUBBOCK TX NC11294802 03/19/2023
NON-Maintenance jerbs:
SALES,SVCS/DISTRIBUTION ASSOC:
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No experience necessary for the laborer custodial or maintenance mechanic positions. It helps on the interview but you can surely think of maintenance related experience to relay for an interview. Based on fixing things around your house, the car etc.
Always mention working safely.
Pro tip: You can apply for any job that has an exam opening and the test is administered local to yourself. Make sure you're serious and score decently; you can turn down the job offer. Keep a physical copy of your exam score, I believe they are good for two years.
The reason is: These job postings can be posted externally at capacity for testing, meaning they will not allow you to take the exam if they have enough qualified applicants. However, if you have a test score on the books,
you are a qualified applicant.
Explanation of MVO/TTO to save time:
MVO= CDL B Can only drive box trucks on public roads, can drive anything for moves on postal property.
TTO= CDL A Can drive anything.
USPS provides the training. (Maintenance jobs at least. TTO and management...GOOD LUCK)
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2023.03.22 02:03 jalenp16 [Post Game Thread] WNIT Round 2 Results
Away Team | Home Team | Final Score and Winner |
Northern Iowa (23-10) | Nebraska (18-14) | 77-57 Nebraska |
New Mexico (21-13) | Washington (17-14) | 67-56 Washington |
Richmond (21-11) | Rhode Island (26-6) | 74-64 Rhode Island |
Florida (18-14) | Wake Forest (17-17) | 80-63 Florida |
Syracuse (20-12) | Seton Hall (19-15) | 72-54 Syracuse |
SMU (17-13) | Texas Tech (20-14) | 61-49 Texas Tech |
Fordham (19-13) | Columbia (25-5) | 78-73 Columbia |
Harvard (19-11) | UMass (27-7) | 89-87 Harvard |
Auburn (16-15) | Clemson (19-15) | 56-55 Clemson |
Missouri (18-14) | Kansas (21-11) | 75-47 Kansas |
Stephen F. Austin (27-7) | Arkansas (23-12) | 60-37 Arkansas |
Ball State (26-9) | Memphis (22-10) | 79-62 Memphis |
Bowling Green (29-6) | Green Bay (28-6) | 69-51 BGSU |
UC Irvine (25-7) | San Diego (19-13) | 58-48 San Diego |
Rice (23-9) | Oregon (19-14) | 78-53 Oregon |
Wyoming (23-11) | Kansas State (19-16) | 71-55 Kansas State |
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2023.03.22 01:49 tgaume How I'm using AI - City News Site
I live in Palm Bay, FL. Population around 130K. No local media. We have Florida Today, but they focus on the North end of our County where we have Kennedy Space Center, Port Canaveral, and Cocoa Beach. The only news coverage we get on TV is when something bad happens. There's no radio or TV stations in our City.
I grew up around South Bend, IN. A city much smaller than Palm Bay. Growing up in the 70's we had daily newspapers, 3 TV stations, and at least 10 radio stations.
I use the AI to write articles. See a piece of breaking news, google for other sources and back stories. Have AI scrape all the sites and give me 5 relevant points, take those 5 points from each to add to the prompt (You are an unbiased reporter. Write an article from the bullet points below. blah blah blah, give it a title and subtitle and use a professional tone, followed by all the the relevant points from each story. Check for accuracy, rewrite (awesome command in GPT4) with any changes if needed, Copy, Past, Post.
Each article takes about 5 minutes from start to finish. I produced more content on Sunday than the regional paper does in a week, and have much of it set to publish throughout the week. I also have a weekly podcast covering the prior weeks news, and the coming weeks events. Again, all AI with text to voice podcast host from AI generated scripts.
Tagline on my logo is "Brought to you by several AI bots, and one human"
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2023.03.22 01:41 NebraskaAvenue Experience Lighting Hockey
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2023.03.22 01:09 BruhMomentGEE The Tale of E'vil No'bell
Thanks to Pizzaulostin,
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“The Villain”
European Sector - Copenhagen, Denmark
Two and a Half Earth Years Post Liberation
Waltzing up to the podium, E’vil No’bell grinned with sadistic glee at the amassed crowd of Humans. She had sent out an edict for all citizens to gather here under the threat of death if they failed to comply. It was such a perfect way to build resentment. She could only imagine how many Humans had resisted, just to meet an untimely demise.
Behind her, the large tarp covering her masterpiece fluttered in the wind, reminding E’vil of her purpose. There would be time for gloating later, she still had a ceremony to perform.
But, looking out into the crowd, she couldn’t resist the urge to take her time. Knowing full well that her foot dragging was causing the citizens to suffer, she toyed with the microphone she had been provided, moving it from place to place, relishing in the screeching noise it made with each slight shift.
“Is everything alright miss?” one Human in the front row politely asked.
Good, they were suffering. Why else would they ask her such an asinine question? They merely wanted her to put an end to their torment. But she would never be moved so easily. Twisting the mic until it let out an ear splitting screech, E’vil paused, then returned it to its original position.
“Yes,” she replied dismissively, “Everything is just fine.”
Turning to the crowd, she coughed into the microphone to pretend like she was clearing her throat, before beginning. Gesturing to the large object covered by a tarp, she began, “Hear me, ignorant citizens of the Imperium. It has been two years since we Shil’vati, led by our infallible Empress, graciously liberated you from yourselves.”
Listening to the crowd, E’vil was disappointed to not hear any jeering. No matter, once she revealed her creation, the Humans were sure to hate her.
“To honor our wise Empress’s decision to destroy your backwards civilization, I have dedicated the past eleven months of your tax money to personally design this!”
Waving her hand, the tarp was removed, revealing a twenty foot tall statue of the Empress in all her magnificence. E’vil smiled up at the creation. It had taken her months of work to design it. Add on the week of her researching the most costly materials on Earth, and this statue had shaped up to being the longest she had ever spent working on something.
E’vil could have ordered her servants to do it, but that wasn’t the point. It had to be
her. She had to personally see that the Humans suffered at her hands.
For how else was she to be the villain in some self-righteous Human’s story?
Oh how she longed for their angry monologues about her. She could see it now. The chroniclers would be recording pages upon pages of angry rantings, all directed at her! With her blatant disrespect of all things Human, she was sure to live rent free in the minds of her inevitable Human rival until their demise at her hands!
Glancing back to the crowd, she saw a Human in the middle of it with his hand raised. Ignoring him, she daydreamed of the discomfort he must be feeling. Oh how he must hate her right now. With every moment she dragged this on, he must have been adding a new paragraph to his manifesto against her.
Finally, just as he was starting to lower his hand, she pointed to him and called out, “You! Citizen! What is it?”
The man perked up, no doubt enraged at having to reorganize his thoughts. The very notion caused E’vil to giggle.
“Um, you said you made this yourself?” the man questioned.
Striking a proud pose, E’vil closed her eyes and answered, “Of course! I wouldn’t let someone else do a real woman’s work. I designed every aspect of this statue, from the Empress’s visage to her glorious bosom.”
“Oh! It’s very impressive,” he congratulated. “You did a wonderful job.”
“Thank you-What?!” E’vil shouted, her eyes shooting open. Grasping onto the podium, she leaned over it and gazed out into the crowd. To her horror, she didn’t see a single angry visage. There was no discontent, no booing, not even a single raised eyebrow. This was a disaster! The Humans were
enjoying her creation.
“Yes,” another concurred from somewhere with the masses, “It’s clearly a true labor of love. It must have taken months to design.”
“And weeks to find all the materials!” a third added.
“NO!” E’vil shouted into the microphone, desperate to destroy the Human’s budding adoration of her. “I made it in a single night! I didn’t put any thought into this at all!”
The Humans silently stared at her, each one refusing to make a sound. That was good, just how E’vil wanted it. She couldn’t let praise of her spread, it would ruin everything! People don’t care about lovable nobles. They want someone to hate. Someone who they can cheer for the demise of!
Finally, a Human spoke up. “Wow! You made that all in one night? You must be an artistic genius!”
That was not the response E’vil wanted.
The crowd murmured their concurrence, then, to E’vil’s horror started to dissipate before her eyes. One at a time, or in pairs, the Humans would gaze up at her creation, nod, then walk away.
It was horrible! Where were the cries of protests? Where were the professions of unending hatred for her and her species?
Where were the manifestos?!
Soon it was just E’vil, her servants, and a few Human teenagers. Looking at them, E’vil felt her hopes start to blossom. Perhaps the older generations were simply too apathetic to act. It would be the youths who wrote tales of her misdeeds, who etched her name into the annals of history.
“Dude…” one of them began slowly. Pointing up at the statue, he cried, “Look at her boobs!”
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Staring out at the city from her lion skin chair, E’vil assured herself of imminent success.
Her first attempt at garnering the hatred of the masses had ended in failure, but that was clearly due to a failure of understanding on her part. She simply hadn’t considered how best to enrage these Humans. One couldn’t simply anger them through creating symbols of oppression, the Humans would just see it as an expression of her creativity.
What she had to do was destroy. To ruin what they already had. She would pervert their arts to such an extent that critics and historians alike would curse her name. And the masses, oh the masses! They would hate her for the destruction of their barbaric culture.
Spinning around, E’vil came face to face with the most infamous critics of the Human world. It was through them that word of her evil would spread across the globe. Soon, all Humans from every sector of this miserable world would curse the name E’vil No’bell!
“Most un-esteemed citizens,” she began, “I have gathered you here for a most important announcement.”
Snapping her fingers, a screen descended from the ceiling. As it covered the wall to the right of her, E’vil rose from her chair. Waltzing across the room, she made her way to a projector which she had dramatically placed in a shadowy corner of the room.
Flipping the device on, she grinned deviously as the title
Swan Lake appeared on the screen. As the music started to swell, she grinned at her captive audience.
A Human male, fully in the nude, danced across the screen. She took the opportunity to purposefully buffer the film, making sure the critics saw the full naked form of the dancer. Soon the music began to roar, and as it reached its triumphal climax, a Shil’vati woman appeared.
Letting the scene progress, she addressed the captive critics. “Citizens, I present to you a new and improved
Swan Lake! I have painstakingly rewritten this ballet in its entirety! All of your precious actors shall now perform in the nude, and there will be multiple sex scenes.”
Raising a hand, she held their inevitable protests at bay. “But that’s not all! Soon, I will have rewritten every one of your great dances and plays until they are all just as
spectacular as this one!”
Sneering at the small assembly, she waited for the cries of anguish. They would suffer, knowing that she had defiled their wondrous arts. She, E’vil No’bell, would be the bane of all Human culture!
Slowly, one of the critics began to clap. “Brilliant, just brilliant,” he said with genuine passion. “What a wonderful work of art. You’ve truly made a statement here today.”
Melancholy took hold of E’vil’s heart. “What… What do you mean?”
“This,” he loudly proclaimed, “Is the most definitive statement against the state of our Human society today.” Pointing directly at the male dancer’s genitals, the critic continued, “The blatant mockery of our prudish ways by having all the dancers be so free!”
Another rose and gestured to the Shil’vati woman. “And to have the Shil’vati be the evil sorceress! What a brilliant way to depict the horrible relations between Humanity and the Imperial elite.”
“No,” E’vil attempted to argue back. “That’s not my intent at-”
“This ballet may have a real impact on how people view Humanities current treatment in the Empire!” a critic called from the back. “This will be something for the history books!”
The first critic looked back at her. “You said you would be making more of these, Correct?”
Sensing her imminent failure, E’vil attempted to change course. “No-”
“Yes, she did mention that!” a critic rudely interrupted.
To her immense dismay, the room erupted into a series of cheers and congratulations. Some of the Human critics summoned the audacity to come forward to her, extending their palms and attempting to shake her hands.
Horrified by the display, E’vil bravely ran away from the assembly, locking the doors behind her as she sprinted away from her office.
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Wandering the streets of her domain, E’vil found herself in the grips of a horrible crisis. Her attempts at earning the ire of her subjects had failed, and she couldn’t figure out why. They had loved her statue of the Empress, not caring that it was an effigy of their subjugator. They had
cheered for her defacement of their culture, even having the audacity to ask for
more.
What was she doing wrong? Why was she not being scorned? All she wanted was for the revilement of her subjects, for them to write essays decrying her name, for Humans to band together in pathetic attempts to strike her down. Was that really so much to ask for?
As she strolled past an open bar, the patrons inside took notice. Waving, they raised their glasses and cheered.
“Fuck you, assholes!” she shouted through the glass separating her from them. At the very least, she’d be able to start a drunk brawl. Perhaps the whole city would-.
Laughing, they refilled their glasses and clinked them against each other. The bartender even gestured for her to come in, offering a filled glass.
“AGH!” Raging at the Goddess, she stormed off, leaving the Humans to enjoy their liquor.
Wandering into an open park, E’vil fell into a wooden bench and let the world collapse around her. For the first time since her arrival to Earth, E’vil felt truly defeated. Her contemporaries got entire manifestos written about their misdeeds. Some even still had people complaining about them years after their demise.
What did she have? Nothing. Not even a citation of misdeed. Where were the Humans that irrationally complained for hours about the mere existence of her race? Why weren’t they writing about her? She was E’vil No’bell! She built shrines to the heroes of the Imperium! She defiled cultural icons! What did she need to do for someone to notice her?
‘Woof! Woof!’ Shooting up, E’vil noticed a small mutt on the far side of the park. It couldn’t be more than a few months old, and it looked to be starving. It salivated at the sight of nothing, and it spasmed with every few steps.
“Mommy, look! Mommy!” a little human boy cried with joy. “It’s a puppy!”
Slowly rising from the bench, E’vil rubbed her eyes in disbelief. Could it be? Was this a gift from the Goddess? Looking at the defenseless mutt, and the happy child now running towards it, she knew it had to be.
Bursting into a full blown sprint, E’vil made it her mission to beat the child in their race to the puppy. It wasn’t hard. She was a full grown woman, and her opponent was so young he probably couldn’t even spell his own name. With each stride she grew closer and closer towards her goal, and with each imprint she made in the ground she felt her heart swell with joy.
In one final, graceful, jump, she landed directly in front of the puppy. It barked at her, then began scrambling to get closer.
Watching the mutt with delightful glee, E’vil pulled her leg back, took a second to sneer, then kicked the puppy with all the force her leg could muster. It flew through the air, drool flying haphazardly out of its mouth, before finally impacting the stone wall of the pub with a crack.
As the boy began to cry, E’vil basked in triumph. She had done it. She had managed to traumatize an innocent child for the rest of his life. Not only would the people hate her, but she had just made a permanent enemy of this little Human. One day he would grow up, and swear
her as his ultimate nemesis! Whenever he went to therapy, whenever he wrote a rant on the internet, whenever he was constipated from bad food, he’d be thinking of her!
The mother of the child rushed up to her, no doubt ready to unleash a verbal tirade at E’vil. She was ready for it. As the woman began to open her mouth, E’vil smiled. She had been waiting so long for this moment, she couldn’t believe it was actually happening.
“Oh thank goodness!” the mother exclaimed. Stepping forward, she gave E’vil a hug. “He got away from me so fast, I was certain that thing was going to bite him.”
E’vil felt cracks begin to form in her chest. “What?”
As the patrons of the pub began to filter out, the mother loudly exclaimed, “That rabies filled mutt almost bit my baby!” Grasping onto E’vil again, she tearfully said, “Thank you E’vil No’bell!”
“N-No,” E’vil stammered, pushing the Human away.
“Hero, Hero, Hero!” the bar patrons chanted.
Falling to her knees, E’vil murmured, “No…”
The little boy, the one meant to be her future sworn enemy, wiped away his tears and walked up to her. Hugging her side with his tiny arms, he sputtered, “Thank you for saving me E’vil No’bell.”
Looking up to the stars, E’vil cursed the Goddess, before giving into defeat and roaring, “NOOO!”
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My neighbor has a huge,50' or more,unkempt palm tree! It drops its huge 'leaves' in my yard during wind storms! I have removed over 50 in the 20 years I have been here!I can't fit them in my bin,and at 75 and disabled I can't cut them so they are dragged under the tree and have a huge pile now.Recent wind storm and atmospheric river in the bay area,a palm leaf smashed into 2 sky lights and shattered them.How do I go about having him pay for it? I have opened a claim with my insurance company and already paid out over $200 to have someone plastic them to prevent more damage.What should I do next?
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